Since our university days in Europe I have always wanted a scooter. I used to look enviously as they whizzed down Heidelberg's ancient streets laden with baguettes just oozing fabulous European style. I'm happy to report that April finally saw the realization of that dream. 'True Blue' has faithfully taken me to school each day, she fills up on less than five dollars of gas, never gets stuck in traffic and challenges my instinctual driving skills as I navigate potentially deadly traffic scenarios created by seemingly braindead japanese drivers.

Fear not, this post is over...but Kelly will be back with more stimulating, grammatically-correct material soon!